Top 5 "why she's so cool"...
1. She carries beef jerky in her emergency pouch on her bicycle and snacks while she rides.
2. She can't keep up with anything until I throw it away and then she knows right where it was last! (and argues to the death that she had it in that obscure place for a reason!)
3. Sometimes her drama is so dramatic (tears, hyperventilating, pacing) that it cracks her up midstream (if only for a moment).
4. She can not grasp the concept that if you are walking back into Walmart with soap in your hand to pay for it (because it was hiding under the car seat at checkout), you will not be taken to jail for shoplifting!
5. She had Flaming Hot Cheetos w/Lime for dinner tonight. (does that say something about me?)